Findings:
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't Be Evil
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't be an IM phantom
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- There will be no more stories to read
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- There Will Be Pieces of You
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- On the comet there will be much pie
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Be there or be square
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- Be a problematic duck over there
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- you had to be there
- Who Will Be There
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- There will never be another you
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I don't want to be successful
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Let there be another next time
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- There Must Be Someone
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- There will be time
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I don't want to be alone
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- There can be only one
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Where's the kaboom?
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- There need to be more powers
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Some things that fly there be
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- don't be absurd (user)
- There is some place I need to be
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Don't be sad
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- There are times when they seem to be right
- all the cute guys will be there
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- there will be a last
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- There Will Be Blood
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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