Findings:

• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• he would have cried
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Watermelon hookah
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• What pornos would have us believe
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The smoke turned into rain
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• things you can't turn into poetry
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Into the Another World
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like to have emotions
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• We would return to one another
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Bernie would have won
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• he would have laughed
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Run and turn into butter
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• How to jump into a pile of leaves
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• denial would serve for another day
• Another Fine Myth
• being close to another person
• Another Green World
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• another housing option for your hamster
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• Lentils Another Way
• literacy: it's another language
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• another aspect of the Everything User Search
• Tell me another lie
• Another Christmas Song
• Another addition of small poetrysmile
• The Wizard Performs Another Trick
• Another person (user)
• Another Mayberry
• yet another another1 (user)
• Another Soup Maigre
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Die Another Day
• You mean the me that you would be
• Iowa. Noders. Flirting. SOLIDARITY: Another Meet in IA City
• Another being's life
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering
• Yet another suggestion for economic reform in Britain
• Another Drinking Song
• Another sleep-inducing panel on the plague of public somnolence
• Another World Is Possible
• How to project one vector onto another
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Another afternoon in Jamaica
• Another Lullaby

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