Findings:

• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• outer join
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Join The French Foreign Legion
• If you can't beat them, join them
• Wonder Boy Woo joins the NOC
• inner join
• Australian Public Service
• Join or Die
• Joined at the hip
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• I can't wait until I join it.
• Never Join a CD Club
• /join #3,0
• Join the Dots
• Join me
• How the Grand Gallipoot Joined The Nomes
• Join
• Want to join the story-go-round? (document)
• we invite you to join us in an effort to conserve
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Small pieces loosely joined
• Join the E-Corps!
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• cult following
• The Cult
• cult of personality
• Blue Öyster Cult
• Cult of the Dead Cow
• Cargo Cult Science
• Chaos Cult
• Southern Death Cult
• cult of the athlete
• Cargo cult
• Cult Awareness Network
• cargo cult programming
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Cure For Cults
• cult of the child
• Cult of Information
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• The Cult of Planet
• Cult of Tetris
• The Cult of Mao
• cult fodder
• Advanced Bonewits' Cult Danger Evaluation Frame
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• Cult of Ecstasy
• Bike Cult
• Of Gods and Men: The Cult of Dionysus
• Of Gods and Men: The Orphic Cult
• cult of authenticity
• The cult of relics
• cult of orthogonality
• Children of Cult Leaders
• Philosophus Stone Against the Cult of Terror!
• disparity of cult
• Weird headless death cult of writer apostles
• The Cult of The DJ
• The Cult of Ray
• The Witch Cult in Western Europe
• embryo creation cult member
• Milk Cult
• The Cult of Aesculapius
• Satanic cult
• Data Cult
• The cult of Apollo
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• Banana-Anna Boys and the Cult of Awesome
• Philosophus Stone and the Cult of the Black Wasp!
• The Darlington Sex Cult
• my life with the low-carb cult
• Joining the apocalyptic pagan cult
• The Cult of Mediocrity
• The Cult of Done Manifesto
• The Cult of the Collective Unconscious
• Cult of Luna
• The Cult of the Joyful Mother Demon.
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything

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