Findings:

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't have a television set
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I want to have your abortion
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• don't spend it all in one place
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I have one whole anus
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When you know things are just meant to be
• To the world you're just one person
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You're the One
• What you're doing, it's important. And you're the only one out there doing it.
• You're the one i saw first
• You're the One that I Want
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Love the one you don't need
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Baptist fear of dancing
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Stoned music memories
• You don't have to remember my name
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Baptist jokes
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Have One On Me
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• I could have been one of a two
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Love the One You're With
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• A reason to drink
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't have any real problems
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have the time
• You're either with us or you're against us
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Words that only have one context
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you

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