Findings:
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Ghosts Can't Do It
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- Shut up and cover the pie
- What do you see when you look up?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- At least animals can run away
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Shut up
- you can't do it alone
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Know How, Can Do
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- There is something we can do
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- I can't wake up
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
- Aw, shut up!
- Put up or shut up
- Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I can do it myself
- You can run, but you can't hide
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- You can do anything
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- Do what you can as you do
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- I can do shit with my legs
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- The Most Good You Can Do
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- At least things can't get any worse
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- the least I should do is name the beast
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- "Shut up," he explained
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Shut up, Little Man!
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Shut The Fuck Up
- Shut up and jump
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
- Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
- Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
- Wanting you to shut up forever
- Shut up, wesley!
- Wanting to shut up forever
- why I think I can't do anything
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- What loneliness can do to you
- If you can say something nice, do
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- can till can't
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- The least I can get away with
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- There is nothing the dead can do
- I can do much better than this
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Can I wake you up?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- All I can do
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- You Can't Do That on Television
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I can't stand up for falling down
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- It was the least I could do
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Those who can't do, teach
- I can't do that, Dave
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
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