Findings:
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- DOS filenames with spaces in them
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- There is something we can do
- I can't do that, Dave
- How do you make God laugh?
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- The Most Good You Can Do
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- why I think I can't do anything
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- do not choose your beliefs; find them
- How do ya like them apples?
- pray do not molest them
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- I can do shit with my legs
- If you can say something nice, do
- You can do anything
- You can run, but you can't hide
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- can till can't
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- There is nothing the dead can do
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Those who can't do, teach
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- I can do it myself
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- we can take them
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- Know How, Can Do
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- Do what you can as you do
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- What loneliness can do to you
- All I can do
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I can do much better than this
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- You Can't Do That on Television
- If you can't beat them, join them
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Ghosts Can't Do It
- you can't do it alone
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
- can of corn
- Yan Can Cook
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- don't let them scare you
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
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