Findings:
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How can Poets Survive
- How high can you stack whippets?
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- All the gold you can eat
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How can you sleep at night?
- All you can eat
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
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- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- How can you still breathe?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- Eat any good books lately?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Any fool can make a rule
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I can eat a bicycle!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- You can eat sushi
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How you can become infected with HIV
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Can I eat him, boss?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- because I have given up any care
- I can quit any time I want
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Can I have a light?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How fast can blind people read?
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to tell she's good looking
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
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