Findings:

• Someone's gotta do the happy
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• they carry but they do not understand
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Helping a loved one with depression
• I want someone to do cute things for
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Dirty Jobs
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• step on someone's toes
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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