Findings:

• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Life in the American business world
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• size doesn't matter
• Excluding a group based on heterosexuality, whether falsely perceived or not, is wrong
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• The Birthday Party
• birthday
• 21st birthday
• When's your birthday?
• Happy Birthday
• birthday cake
• Happy Birthday to You
• Birthday Poem
• Birthday Paradox
• Bilbo's birthday party
• Birthday attack
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• 18th birthday
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• answer: common birthdays
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• It's Not My Birthday
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
• Birthday Boy
• half birthday
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• your birthday
• it was my birthday
• The Birthday of the Infanta
• The Birthday Celebration
• Same birthday as me
• Looking for cover on my birthday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• binary birthday candles
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Queen's birthday
• My mother's birthday
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Birthday of the moon
• computer birthdays
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Birthday presents for fathers
• champagne birthday
• Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
• birthday party
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• Birthday node
• trick birthday candles
• The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
• Job's Birthday
• Dutch birthday party protocol
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
• Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
• The Birthday Massacre
• Birthday Letters
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Marine Corps Birthday
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
• First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
• Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
• It's your birthday
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• Orange birthday cake
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Good Rules for Birthdays
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Ozma's Birthday Presents
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• no more golden birthdays
• The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
• Birthday Registry (registry)
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Birthday Girl (user)
• birthday month
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• The Benedictine monk's birthday
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Birthday Beans
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Birthday Sauce
• Beddian birthday
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• The song that doesn't end
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore

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