Findings:

• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Talk like a pirate day
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• talks like a duck
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• like you're blind but still can see
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• War is hell but men like it
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Hot pursuit
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Talk like an Aztec
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The annoying orange orb outside my window each morning
• Having a penis is annoying
• Those Annoying Post Bros.
• Annoying marketing phrases
• Please stop annoying me
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Useless, Annoying Characters
• Annoying email forwards
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• What to do with those annoying random instant messages
• Annoying Softlinker (user)
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
• Advertising is an Annoying Rich Friend
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening

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