Findings:

• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• The life you can save
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Jesus Saves
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• A penny saved is a penny earned
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Shit fire and save matches
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• How female ejaculation saved my life
• How to save money and help the earth too
• reflex save
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
• save face
• God Save the Queen
• Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
• The Drowned and the Saved
• Sky-Byte Saves the Day
• Save the Bay
• saved (user)
• From the shower, I nearly saved the world
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Even my faults he adores
• Butterfly save
• Shows from which I save the stubs
• Save the Robots
• Save The Boys
• Ship Arriving too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
• How to save your car from a porcupine
• Save As
• Ernest Saves Christmas
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• Saved By The Bell: The New Class
• Stuart Saves His Family
• Save State
• Ten Point Plan to Save America
• Saved!
• saves (user)
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Save me (user)
• Save your tender loving care for the nuclear fireball in June.
• Save Our Souls
• Save the Hubble Space Telescope
• E2 saved my life
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• we can get along even though we disagree
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• he was a punk poet himself
• Save Ferris
• Save early, save often
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• Save Princeton
• death save
• Here I come to save the day!
• Science Fiction Saves
• Go on, save yourselves!
• How to save a fontified buffer as HTML in Emacs
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Save Everything!
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Love Saves the Day
• Save Your Breath
• Save the Wumpus
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Don't expect God to save you
• art saves lives
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Loud pipes save lives
• Smurfs Save the Day
• Still I save the moon for you
• marginal propensity to save
• Save the Last Dance
• Saved to memory
• Monsters will save my soul
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Fort Save
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• God Save the Flag
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• Magastromancy saved a life
• Zella Saves the Prince
• save the last bullet for your self-esteem
• Save Me
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• They could have saved Kevin
• Save The Green Planet
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• save point
• ender will save me (user)
• at least i saved something important
• How to save the cinema-going experience
• $50 will save your life
• How Jenna Jameson Saved Christmas
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• He can
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Lions are cats, he reminded himself
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• save
• Saved by the Bell
• HE HIMSELF (user)
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• saved
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• slap save
• Unwillingly "Saved"
• Save your childhood
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• WoOz: 3 How Dorothy Saved the Scarecrow
• Save a bad trip
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• How to save batteries in your digital camera
• Flax seeds will save your life
• Saves the Day
• Save the plankton
• The more you spend, the more you save
• Save enough energy for the escape
• Please Save My Earth
• The Fortress Unvanquishable, save for Sacnoth
• Junk mail saved my life
• The leaky ceiling saved our night
• Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
• The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh
• Pic 'n Save
• Saving outgoing mail with Emacs
• How Video Games Saved My Life
• Capitalism will save the environment
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• quick save
• find the widget, save the world
• save and restore function in real life
• Save keys to open doors
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Save Yourself
• so save me (user)
• Save the soft places. Sleep on rocks
• A stitch in time saves nine

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