Findings:

• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Who Knocks?
• Who knocks within?
• A knock there was upon the door
• knock
• Knock On Wood
• School of Hard Knocks
• knock out
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• Knock down
• Knock off
• Knock over
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• Front tooth knocked out!
• Knock yourself out
• Knock down ginger
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• Knock on the Door
• If an Agent Knocks - Federal Investigators and Your Rights
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Three Knock Down Rule
• knocked up
• gene knockout
• Waiting for the knock
• Don't knock the glock
• Technical knock out
• The knock
• knock kneed
• push or knock
• Opportunity Knocks
• Celebrity knock knock jokes
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Postman's Knock
• knock up
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• Knock Yokoyama
• Knock Sensor
• engine knock
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Indymedia sites knocked off the net by the FBI
• P Knock (user)
• Rot Knocks
• The last knock?
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• opportunity only knocks once
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
• Knock it off
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Who's There?
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Who Goes There?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Hello? Who's There?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The People Who Used to Live There
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Who Will Be There
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There is no god but God
• In the mountains, there you feel free
• No shit, there I was
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• There is good country music
• There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
• What danger is there in cussing?
• There is only ONE God
• There are four lights
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Why are there Black Vulcans?
• There's a place in France
• you had to be there
• Aye, there's the rub
• there's no accounting for taste
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There was once a Man
• Is That All There Is?
• There is no friend anywhere
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There is Power in a Union
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Being There
• Hang in there
• there is no existing mythology
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• There are no transitional fossils
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There's an alien in your bag
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• all the cute guys will be there
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There's a story behind it
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There is only one electron
• Getting rid of start menu items
• At Least There is Racing
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• There was a rose that faded young
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• The Party Over There
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• there's water on Mars!
• Be a problematic duck over there
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• For every set there exists a larger set
• There All the Honor Lies
• There's no such thing as normal
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• You weren't there
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• not as good as being there
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• There are no stars any more
• There is a girl
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There is no right answer
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There's a Hole in the Bucket

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