Findings:

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• What golf has taught me
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Wish me luck
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Experience has made me bitter
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll become what you became to me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• What in the world has come over me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• feline allergies
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• brought
• Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Pilgrims brought to trial
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• What Tomorrow Brought
• This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
• They brought arcane sorcery; I brought bullets and homemade explosives
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• unexpected variables brought into the mix
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• The Season's Upon Us
• A community without shame has no future
• She has trouble acting normal
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Smoking has class
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• gomame no ha gishiri
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu

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