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• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Hot pursuit
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Look siad me Be like me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Never look like you're staring
• You don't have any real problems
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• the time I felt like a real man
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I like the color of your skin
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• It's almost like you're real
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Books, damn books, and comics
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• may your fruit be like you
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• BASIC code in comic books
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Let there be another next time
• Comic Book Legal Defense Fund
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Spirituality in Comic Books
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• Iguana's Comic Book Cafe
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• comic book
• How not to bring in new comic book readers
• Comic Book Guy
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• They asked me to write a letter
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• let's be real
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I never thought it would be like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I know what it's like to be dead
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• French comic books
• I feel like I'm being watched
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Utterly Utterly Merry Comic Relief Christmas Book
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Much like what music wants to be
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
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