Findings:
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- God works in mysterious ways
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- A work schedule for my life
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- I just couldn't work like that
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The Pig and His Way of Life
- Life gets in the way of words
- Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- Tracers work both ways
- It's just the way that he walks
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
- Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
- Slack is a way of life
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- The Way of Life: 17
- Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
- That's just the way it is
- Just the Way You Are
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Why Nihilism doesn't work
- Stages on Life's Way
- I just work here
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
- A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
- Horizontal is a way of life
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- this doesn't work
- there are some just can't take life easy
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- The corporate existence as yet another a way of avoiding life
- The Waldensian Heretics way of life
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- The company way of life
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- She works in mysterious ways
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- It's so crazy it just might work
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Populism doesn't care about people, just about The People
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- doesn't
- Earth is the eighth morning, folded against the week's work
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- The song that doesn't end
- My aunt doesn't like them
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
- TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- This doesn't change anything, right?
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- Technically it doesn't count
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- What if True Love doesn't wait?
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- size doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- International doesn't mean foreign
- dying doesn't make one a saint
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Doesn't Remind Me
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- change doesn't happen
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
- old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
- my religion doesn't have a name
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- he doesn't talk
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