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• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Capitalize, please
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• People who don't read
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Personality is defined by other people
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Know your pets
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The other people who hate war
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• people who don't exist
• emotions others don't get to see
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The Who By Numbers
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Law & Order: Trial by Jury
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Indigenous people don't exist
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Necessary Journeys: Stranraer to London by Dodgy Motorcycle
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I don't need to be loved by you
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I don't believe in people
• I don't want children
• I don't want to die
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't want a calculator
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't encourage people to read
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't want to see her
• Journeys by DJ: Coldcut
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• War by Other Means (e2poll)
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• you don't want to know
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Don't order meat well-done
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't want to go home
• Judging women by their books
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses

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