Findings:
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- passion is far more important than money
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How long have you been in love with her?
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- What have you been smoking?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- More than dream?
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I could have been Canadian
- Advice I have been given about girls
- That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- i have been burning for so long
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I know I have been dreaming
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- blondes have more fun
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Reality is more interesting
- Now more than ever
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- More Human Than Human
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- What pornos would have us believe
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I believe you have my stapler
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- What Might Have Been
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- I have more stories about trains for you
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- You have far too much time on your hands
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- More evil than Satan himself
- Men make more money than women
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Names have been changed
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- AES may have been broken
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- He's been places they have not.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- I could have been one of a two
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- I have never felt more alive
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
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