Findings:
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- blondes have more fun
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Men make more money than women
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
- Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Let them have Festivas
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- I have never felt more alive
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- we lost a million men but we got a million more
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Men have feelings too
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- You have a big finger
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- don't let them scare you
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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