Findings:

• New York City: What my Father told me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• When you want me and how you want me
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• They want me for a focus group!
• Lies my physicists told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She told me to say that
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• want me like time
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• New York City: What Jo told me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Things you told me when we were in love
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the way you don't look at me
• My Father Took Me Places
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• They Don't Want Me
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• She only wants me for sex
• If you told me this never happened
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Let me dream if I want to
• You know you want me, baby!
• How Do You Want Me?
• Tell him, she told me
• What the dust told me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• You want me to become what?
• Follow me if you want to know.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Look siad me Be like me
• Look with me at the stars
• She just looks at me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• She looks at me and she laughs
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I wanted you to want me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• You say you want to help me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want you inside me
• I Want You to Want Me
• boss i wish you had told me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The stone that told me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• She only wants me for tech support
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• February wants me dead
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• He taught me how to smoke
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• what I want and what is expected of me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I want your hands on me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Snickers told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• She told me she wouldn't
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• I was me before being me was cool.
• cool beans
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes

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