Findings:

• Don't want to be lonely no more
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to be successful
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be alone
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I am blind when I want to be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be a muse
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I want to be the air around you.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• No place I'd rather be
• i want to be a dj
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Much like what music wants to be
• I wanted to be
• So you want to be a waitress
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I want to be a cog
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I Want to Be Inside You
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Be careful and don't fall down
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• What the American people want politics to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I just want to be a drummer
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• So you want to be a composer
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be sexy too!
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Want to be a werewolf
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• So you want to be a star?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Information wants to be deleted
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• All I ever wanted to be
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• don't be absurd (user)
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I want to be caught
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sad
• My life may no longer be my own
• Want to be a lawyer?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Don't Be Evil
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• There will be no more stories to read
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• So you want to be evil
• No threat should be taken lightly
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Information wants to be paid
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No one can be totally logical
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• No one can be in two places at once
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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