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• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• There is more of me than you imagine
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• isn't there more than one book
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The best I never had
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Child support is more than just money
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Home surgery
• Evolution has never been observed
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I have never felt more alive
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Men make more money than women
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• European condom marketing methods never cease to amaze
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• more often than not
• More than he was willing to give
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• More Real Than Reality
• The Library Book
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Never Had It So Good
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• They had been expecting me
• More evil than Satan himself
• The more you eat, the more there are
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• More than dream?
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• More than just a song
• Listening with more than your ears
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• more than ashes
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• How to get more change than you deserve
• More Than Toast
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Television does more than rot your brain
• There need to be more powers
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The death of a man I had never known
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• These are the memories I never had
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• You've never had it so good
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• More Human Than Human
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I shoulda been there
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• more or less
• Now more than ever
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• been there, done that
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• More hips!
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• my life is more than this
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• It was more than perfect understanding
• music means more than this
• Oceania has never been at war

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