Findings:

• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No one wants you the way you are
• I just want to be friends
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• No one can be in two places at once
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• No one can be totally logical
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• No place I'd rather be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Information wants to be free
• Darkness Be My Friend
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Much like what music wants to be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Want to be a werewolf
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I am blind when I want to be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Let's just be friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I wanted to be
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I don't want to be alone
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Can we still be friends?
• I want to be a cog
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• So you want to be a star?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• There can be only one
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I want to be a muse
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Information wants to be paid
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• What the American people want politics to be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I don't want to be successful
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• So you want to be a composer
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I want to be sexy too!
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• So you want to be a waitress
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Trying to be friends
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Information wants to be deleted
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• No threat should be taken lightly
• I want to be the air around you.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• All I ever wanted to be
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I Want to Be Inside You
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I want to be caught
• My life may no longer be my own
• Be a model or just look like one
• Rebeca Martinez
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• So you want to be evil
• Want to be a lawyer?
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• There will be no more stories to read
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• i want to be a dj
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I just want to be a drummer
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• How to be a geek
• So you want to be an air traffic controller

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