Findings:

• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• nobody (user)
• Nobody Does It Better
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Nobody
• Mister Nobody
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• 500,000 people and nobody outdoors
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Nobody's holding a gun to your head
• Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The bowl in the cupboard that nobody uses
• Nobody's Moggy Now
• There's nobody to blame
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• nobody likes father-son presidential teams
• The Diary of a Nobody
• Nobody in Particular (user)
• Nobody Loves Me
• Nobody likes an iconoclast
• Nobody chooses apples with bruises
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• singing like nobody is there
• Ensign Nobody
• Things that nobody hates
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• mr. nobody (user)
• Nobody sends snail mail anymore
• Nobody steals food you've bled on
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• nobody's perfect
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
• (nobody) (user)
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• nobody important (user)
• Nobody is perfect forever, you lasted a long time.
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• nobody really (user)
• Nobody in Particular Presents
• Letter addressed to nobody that means nothing
• Nobody Goes to Earth Anymore
• Nobody True
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• nobody loves a genius child
• nobody will let me start a country
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• Nobody's Fool
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Nobody's heart bothers with such mundane things as distance
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Mr Nobody (user)
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• Nobody Move
• The question nobody asks
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• The Day Nobody Went To McDonald's
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• We represent the people that nobody else wants to
• Realistically, it's probably a good thing that usually nobody's listening and nobody cares.
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• there's nobody waiting for you
• Nobody Will Play the Grand Piano
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• Nobody stumbles into Lovecraft
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Nobody for me but you
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• For a moment he smiled
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• SMIL
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
• Today
• Where do you want to go today?
• The Day Today
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• USA Today
• To-day
• Time Has Come Today
• why I love people today
• something in the wind today
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• What's the matter with kids today?
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Yesterday and Today
• Questions I have had today
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• The rain that came today
• today, a moment of understanding
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• Today's special value
• Performance Today
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• Damn, I look good today
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Tomorrow's Technology Today
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Today I buried my grandma
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Today, just for once
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today's youth is the downfall of politics
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Today is my birthday
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Today I feel a little smaller
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Today We Choose Faces
• The World Today
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
• If Jesus were alive today
• What's on your plate today?
• I found $100 today
• The sky was green today

If you Log in you could create a "Nobody smiled today" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.