Findings:

• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• And then one day you wake up
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Padraig's Younger Days
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• One quiet, unassuming day
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• One Day in September
• These are the days of our lives
• The problem with babies these days
• These are their future good old days.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Down the Road a Piece
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Long Day's Journey Into Night
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Day One
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Crazy
• UFOs These Days
• These are the days when birds come back
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Into two one
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• One Bright Day
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• One day we will burn
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• These are the glory days of lyricists
• Little things that make my day
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to Disneyland
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• No one says anything important during the day
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a little ICBM
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Chopping wood
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I'm a little sex pot
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Just One Of Those Days
• Four Seasons in One Day
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• These Are Days
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Kids these days
• Peace One Day
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• These Days
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Deception - Day One
• One of those days
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm Going Home
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• this is going to hurt a little
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• A Prayer on going into my House
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Going for the One
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• One day at a time

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