Findings:

• I never thought it would be like this
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Just to see what it would be like
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you would be so kind
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Snowball in Hell
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Where would America be without Canada?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• eternity would be boring
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Run Like Hell
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• What life after death will really be like
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• A whimper would be fine
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• What it's like to be in love
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You mean the me that you would be
• may your fruit be like you
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• War is hell but men like it
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• what would you like?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• snowball's chance in hell
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Hot pursuit
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Look siad me Be like me
• That would be me
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• They knew what our pain would be.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Would you like fries with that?
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• What it's like to be skinny
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• She must be what cocaine is like
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Much like what music wants to be
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you would be seated
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• That Would Be Enough
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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