Findings:

• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Pass Me By
• Rape committed by women
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't tread on me
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Please don't feed the troll
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Don't stand so close to me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please Don't Destroy
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't send me roses
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• don't blame me for your anger
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
• please don't go
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Blame Me
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't call me Asian
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't Tell Me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't @ me
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
• Calling it your job don't make it right
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Don't call me white
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Don't tell me everything
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• A reason to drink
• Please don't bring your kids
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't take sex too seriously
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't tell me about her
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• customers don't trust me
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't call me Debbie
• Dont come near me. (user)
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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