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• Someone please kill me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please Kill Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Please help me!
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• please forgive me (user)
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• kill me now (user)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• you have me at a disadvantage
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• please let me in (user)
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• What have you done for me lately?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Things video games have taught me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She kills me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please, Call me Honky
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me speak please (user)
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You have no power over me
• It could have been me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Dogs that have owned me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Have One On Me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Khaled Islambouli
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• It kills me to watch them go
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• That which does not kill me...
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• listen()
• Give me a moment, please
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop annoying me
• Please Please Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Yuppie Flu
• Benylin 4 Flu
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck

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