Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Presented with the alternative of love or a garbage disposal unit, young people of all countries have chosen the garbage disposal unit"

• The Garbage Disposal Looks Hungry
• Garbage disposal
• Trash Disposal Unit
• waste encapsulation and disposal unit
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• You, standing
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Demand is not measured in units of people, it is measured in units of money
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• To love and lose or not at all?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• All units be advised
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• America as the new Chosen People
• Taking out the garbage
• bomb disposal
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• People Are Alike All Over
• Missing all the wrong people
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Colour or Country
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Garbage v2.0
• garbage collector
• Disposal
• love conquers all *
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• not all people pay taxes
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
• Queen or country?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• garbage can
• explosive ordnance disposal
• garbage collect
• picking up garbage
• radioactive waste disposal
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I must have waited all my life for this
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• love conquers all **
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• we can all just be around other people
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• To the Jews of All Countries
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• All the fairies have gone
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Countries named after people
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• My country, right or wrong!
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• garbage collection
• Garbage
• garbage in, garbage out
• garbage truck
• garbage day
• "Garbage" Style Professional Wrestling
• Microsoft wins award for garbage
• Garbage Pail Kids
• All's Fair in Love and War
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Love does not conquer all
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All cats have nine tails
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• All the Young Dudes
• We are all we have
• My paintings are all I have
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• all my pumpkin love
• We Are All in Love
• Where have all the poets gone?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• For My Love, This All Hallow's Eve
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I dedicate all my love to your hot inner lunacy
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• All good men are either gay or married
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• and things we're all too young to know
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• all living things must above all else have hope
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I dedicate all my love to your hot inner beauty

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