Findings:

• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• by any means necessary
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Get it off me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Something to remember me by
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• It doesn't get any better than this
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Sex by candle light
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Rape committed by women
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
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• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to get hit by a car
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• sex by association
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• mark me by seconds
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• You just don't get it
• can you get enough of me?
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Get back to me
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• A Jared by any other name
• Just call me fluffy
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
• Stand by Me
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Eating only rice to get by
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Walk on by?
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Don't Pass Me By
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• You're All I Need to Get By
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Can we all just get along?
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• get off me
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Can't we all just get along?
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Gravity really gets me down
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Let's get just one thing straight
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little

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