Findings:
- Suicide Was A Good Choice
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- some say he was never here at all
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I married him because he was not mean
- Food was purer in the good old days
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- That's Just How He Was
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- More than he was willing to give
- He Was a Crook
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- At least he was gentle
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- He was found
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Maxwell was certainly not surprised
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- If I was a good person
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- I was never any good at maths at school
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- All he left her was alone
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He Was Only Joking
- he was a punk poet himself
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- making certain he was touching her
- I was alone for too long
- She was too beautiful to be human
- I was adored once too
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- No shit, there I was
- the good days are killing me too
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Understood too well for your own good
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Descartes was wrong
- was
- You're too good to be human
- Was (Not Was)
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- It was not a dream
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- The day I realized what being alive was
- There was once a Man
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- a good deal alone
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- Life's Too Good
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- Disgusted, but not surprised
- Trompe
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- 'T was
- the seven hills of Rome
- When I was your age
- Man was created in God's image
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- It was you, Atthis
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- The world was designed for giant squid
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- It was all God's fault
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- That was a joke, son.
- Vancouver, Washington
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- He's a good guy friend
- Too much of a good thing
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
- Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
- Too good to be true
- Perils of being too good at your job
- If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Walrus was Paul
- Kilroy was here
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- Music was better in the old days
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