Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• fuck up
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so sorry
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Physical beings having a spiritual experience
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• now I'm down in it
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• History of the E2 Voting/Experience system
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Ken Lay
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• !The irony of having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use CHatGPT.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Right now I am floating
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• chalk it up to experience
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fucked up ways to die
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You Fucked Up!
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Having sex up against a wall
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use ChatGPT.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Right Here, Right Now
• Yes me, right now
• Some Kinda Itch
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
• The Varieties of Religious Experience
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• Some Experiences in Korea
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• People have fucked up before
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP II: FUCK UP HARDER
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is having a job a human right?
• Home surgery
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm so tough
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)

If you Log in you could create a "So I'm having some kinda fucked up E2 religious experience right now" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.