Findings:
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- And then one day you wake up
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Many have died; you also will die.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- ...and a wake up
- It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Wake up... Time to die!
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- What pornos would have us believe
- People have fucked up before
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- wake up in a dumpster
- Some of us are immune to HIV
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- I will not help you beat yourself up
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
- Reasons To Wake Up
- Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Wake up with the king
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- some day we will all be gone
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I have to return some videotapes
- You have your work cut out for you
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I do have some things to hide
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
- Wake up!
- The worst way to wake up
- wake up hair
- I wake up so energized
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- When you wake up feeling old
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- I can't wake up
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
- Wake me up if you still want me
- So I wake up
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- Entropy catches up with all of us
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Somebody Set Us Up
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Have brain, will travel
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- just to have some human contact
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- because I have given up any care
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I have made up a name for my disease
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- She Will Have Her Way
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- we have a lot of work to do
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- Wake up
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
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