Findings:
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- treat me like a woman
- Today was some bullshit.
- Experience tells me not to try
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- let's try me (user)
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- something in the wind today
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- You Do Something To Me
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Cut me some slack
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Something to remember me by
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Tell me something good
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Some people call me a drama queen
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Give me something worth reading
- something terrible comes over me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
- today you, tomorrow me
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Now give me something you need to remember!
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- some girls try too hard
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- She approached me with some vague line
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- A Woman Waits for Me
- What Me Worry (user)
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
- So Sue Me
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- /me
- bite me
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- love me
- It's not you, it's me
- Quincy, M.E.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- Roger and Me
- they're all the same except for me
- Are you hitting on me?
- Let Me Entertain You
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- I and me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Mes-
- Just call me fluffy
- Speak To Me
- You remind me of the Babe
- Not me
- You're not the boss of me
- Below me
- Peel me a grape
- Roll With Me, Henry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Someone please kill me
- Pardon me
- Better him than me
- The Counterfeit Old Woman
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- What makes me beautiful
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Me So Horny
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Feigning smiles for me
- Fly Me to the Moon
- Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
- Nothing can stop me now
- stop picking on me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Commercials depress me
- Know me better, and love me better
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Windows ME
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Stay here with me
- Follow Me 'Ome
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Your secret's safe with me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Me Imperturbe
- That's me inside your head
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