Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Somewhere in the middle of this perplexing conversation, the lights had gone out and someone had rearranged the furniture"

• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• The nuns had it coming
• If I Had $1000000
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• I had pleasant times as well
• They had been expecting me
• I had cool friends in high school
• If I had a nickel...
• The Spirit had other plans
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• boss i wish you had told me
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I Had No Right
• i had a dream about the future
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• If I Had a Hammer
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best I never had
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• My mistress had a little dog
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Questions I have had today
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• If I only had a brain
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• If I Had Known
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I almost had to wait
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I've had you here before
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• These are the memories I never had
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• I had been hungry all the years
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• I had a brother, once
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Jobs I've Had
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• had a few
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Wizard had to say.
• We have had enough of your beige
• I once had a cavity
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• Had I not seen the Sun
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• Allah Had No Son
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• Best smoke I've ever had
• We had a record label
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• You Had It Coming
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• The Fun They Had
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• you had to be there
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Canon CAT
• The best teacher I ever had
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• if I had my druthers
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I had a really good time tonight
• Neatest trip I've had
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• Had Gadya
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I had my balls shaved
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I Had Always Known
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• The death of a man I had never known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You had better...!!!
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• a leg had bared itself
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The seizure I had last night
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• If I Had the World to Give
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• They Had No Poet
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad

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