Findings:

• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The path we have been walking
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I could have been Canadian
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have always been burning
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• And All That Could Have Been
• I know I have been dreaming
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I may or may not have been naked
• i have been burning for so long
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• I was raised by the French government
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What have you been smoking?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I could have been one of a two
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Names have been changed
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Have you been a dad today?
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• He's been places they have not.
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could I Have Been?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you would have been
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• What Might Have Been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• The way things have always been done
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• AES may have been broken
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have just been shot
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• Movies that should have been books first
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Things invented by the French
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have to catch myself around you
• I walk around when I'm high
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Get around
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around

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