Findings:
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- fuck you pay me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- People just expect things from me
- bowl me over
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- who me (user)
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- I Bended unto Me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- There are a million girls like me out there
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- She just looks at me
- let me know who you are now.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Just Me (user)
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Fuck me harder
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Just Let Me Breathe
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- OBAFGKM
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- May those who are born after me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- What in the world has come over me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- You have no power over me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- I wish you would talk to me
- fuck me and marry me young
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Just call me fluffy
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- just hold me, and let me weep
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- I'm Just Me (user)
- it's just me (user)
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Fuck me boots
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Fuck me till I fart
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- What Playboy taught me just now
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- it's still just me in here
- That would be me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She Fucks Me
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
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