Findings:

• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• fuck you pay me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• May those who are born after me
• I Bended unto Me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• You have no power over me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• let me know who you are now.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• just for me, sitting on the bench
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Fuck me harder
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• it's still just me in here
• something terrible comes over me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Just call me fluffy
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• She just looks at me
• fuck me and marry me young
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• who me (user)
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• What Playboy taught me just now
• is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Fuck me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• it's just me (user)
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• That would be me
• bowl me over
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Fuck me boots
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Fuck me till I fart
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I wish you would talk to me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• What in the world has come over me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Smile at guys, for me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• She Fucks Me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• People just expect things from me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Just Me (user)
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence

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