Findings:

• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• A reason to drink
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• How the mighty have fallen
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't feel very proud
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't feel that way
• don't throw good money after bad
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You don't have any real problems
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Too good to be true
• Perils of being too good at your job
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• it feels good until you stop
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Stoned music memories
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't take sex too seriously
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't feel gay
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• We don't make good wives
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• lord have kind feel for my soul
• it's good to have a moose
• You're too good to be human
• Life's Too Good
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Pigs have good noses
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Understood too well for your own good
• the good days are killing me too
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Men have feelings too
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Too much of a good thing
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Cats don't have brakes
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't feel the same way about you
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Rape committed by women
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• So you don't have to
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Good Girls Don't
• I don't have a television set
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't feel physical pain
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't have the time
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I feel I have committed murder
• feel-good
• Following your heart feels good
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• An old home once mighty fallen
• If it feels good, do it
• Feels Good
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves

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