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• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Have you ever thought
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most confusing bet ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How could you ever have enough?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The Wild Colonials
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• disgusting foods
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• disgusting (user)
• The disgusting throwaway nature of modern society
• The Dictionary of Disgusting Facts
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)

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