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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No good reason whatsoever
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had a dream last night
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• The seizure I had last night
• I Had No Right
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Night of No Tomorrow
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They Had No Poet
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• Allah Had No Son
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• People are basically stupid
• basically monogamous
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• boss i wish you had told me
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• If I Had the World to Give
• These are the memories I never had
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The Spirit had other plans
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had

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