Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The only thing worse than Valentine's day itself is thinking that you're going to have a good one"

• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• Words that only have one context
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• One quiet, unassuming day
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• A Meeting with the Valentine's Day Audit Department
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• the good days are killing me too
• Good Husband and Wife Day
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Legislation
• You're too good to be human
• Just One Of Those Days
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• The Valentine's Day Conspiracy
• Have a nice day
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• Day One
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• One good thing about gangs
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Operation of the Assembly
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Pledge of Office
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Safeguards
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• "The good old days" are a scam
• One Bright Day
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• A Valentine's Day Pledge
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• A good day's work
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• good old days
• One day at a time
• This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• Brainstorming A Good Day to Die Hard
• The days of very old were not very good
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Good Thing Going
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Collision avoidance technique
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Only the good die young
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Executive Authority
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : The Assembly
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Transitional Arrangements and Review
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Code of Conduct
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Relations with other Institutions
• One of those days
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One
• it's good to have a moose
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Four Seasons in One Day
• I love riding the subway on Valentine's Day
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• Good Day
• Penis for a day
• Valentine's Day in Japan
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• National Day of Rational Thinking
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Thinking Day
• Peace One Day
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Food was purer in the good old days
• The St. Valentine's Day Massacre Redux: A Northern Virginia nodermeet, Feb. 11, 2006
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Valentine's Day in India
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Deception - Day One
• Valentine's Day
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
• One day we will burn
• Hova's Valentine's Day Mix Tape
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Against the grain: a Valentine's Day party for bachelors and spinsters
• Everything Love Letters: A ninjagirl fundraiser for Valentine's Day
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Extras on Valentine's Day
• Merry Saint Valentine's Day
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• These are their future good old days.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• One Day in September
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Going for the One
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30

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