Findings:

• The most interesting job I've ever had
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The most important thing I learned in Basic
• No government can ever give you freedom
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• Dick Green
• 3 most important things as a salaryman
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• My most disturbing dream ever
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Why you are the most important person here
• we can learn a lot from plants
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• The day I learned the subtle, yet important, difference between a vibrator and an ass-vibrator
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• pointless HTML in email
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• the one single thing I regret losing the most
• one learns the most when losing
• The five most important numbers
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The most beautiful computer ever
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• The Most Good You Can Do
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The most confusing bet ever
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• The most important person in history
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• One learns the most when teaching others
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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