Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- That I Would Be Good
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- What I want to be when I grow up
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Where would America be without Canada?
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- eternity would be boring
- Mind without body
- if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- I never thought it would be like this
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be seated
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Just to see what it would be like
- That would be me
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- The Ten Commandments revised
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- If you would be so kind
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- That Would Be Enough
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- The best kind of bartender
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- The Man Who Would Be King
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- A whimper would be fine
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I am blind when I want to be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- When shall I be free?
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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