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• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• play dumb
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• The bored who complain
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• The People Who Used to Live There
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• There is no real me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• People without spines annoy me.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Nothing In Me
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Nothing can stop me now
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Being There
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You taught me more than hugging
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• You people disgust me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• People confuse me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Why old people piss me off
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• give me the truth or nothing
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• People listen to me? WTF
• The stranger who hates me
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• better off with him than here with me
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Better him than me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• People just expect things from me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• These people are still happening to me
• all of these people are me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• May those who are born after me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• There are a million girls like me out there
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• On Being the one who goes away
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• let me know who you are now.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• There is a panther stalks me down
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• who me (user)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Before you, there was me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.

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