Findings:
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- the other side of randomness is, occasional miracles happen
- Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
- telling people what they don't need to know
- People don't flail when they die
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- worse things have happened to better people
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- This happens all the time
- why do things happen as they do in dreams?
- all of these people are me
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- we can all just be around other people
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- And they all just stood and stared
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Indigenous people don't exist
- It's like you don't carrot all
- we are all just books reading each other
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- Yes; all of these and more.
- Somehow it's all connected. I just don't know how.
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- They don't know what they're missing
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- not all people pay taxes
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
- Missing all the wrong people
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
- People who don't smoke will never die
- not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- People Are Alike All Over
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- All of these thoughts came from my mind?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I don't remember all that much
- I don't believe in people
- Hickory Wind
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- They Don't Want Me
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things people don't want to hear
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- don't spend it all in one place
- emotions others don't get to see
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- people who don't exist
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Don't encourage people to read
- They don't understand my tea
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- We are all shadows colliding into each other
- all of these answers need questioning
- all of these questions need answering
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- They are all pretty but fading.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- All these words are wrong
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
- They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
- these are the wolves who run all night
- These Are All My Thoughts On Colleen Stan
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
- matter of fact it's all dark
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- after all these years
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- They don't touch me the same way
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Rape committed by women
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Capitalize, please
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
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