Findings:

• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Rape committed by women
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Don't Want Me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They don't know what I've done
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They all lived happily ever after
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They're drugs, they change you
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Automobile tire pressure
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• First They Came
• Chipirones en su tinta
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• They killed our Lord
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• They always jump off the east side
• Prilosec
• Now you do what they told ya
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Ground rush
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• They said no
• Live Era '87-'93
• People want what they cannot have
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I was into them after they were hip
• They Live
• play dumb
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I know they are watching me
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• They mass produce plastic women
• They Flee From Me
• The Harder They Come
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• The owls are not what they seem
• And They Believed Me!
• They asked me to write a letter
• They just kind of went away
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• They want me for a focus group!
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They hum like angels
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• They Know Me
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They must have faces
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• don't shoot the hand of god
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• cat haters
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They danced with fire claws
• they
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• They Might Be Giants
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Of course, they were wrong
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• don't shoot the messenger
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• But what are they really thinking?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Things they should teach in school
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• They moved like a river
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy

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