Findings:

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Where I go when I masturbate
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Do not cash the refund check
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Cash Out
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• I'm going to the moon
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Things to do with drain cleaner and Johnny Cash
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What to do when your husband comes home
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Going out with a bang
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What do you see when you look up?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Going by the script when talking to people
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm going to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Ways of going out in cricket
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• the tide going out
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• What to do when your car breaks down
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• going out
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• I'm Going Crazy
• When are you going to stop running?
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm going to Disneyland
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Is she really going out with him?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single

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