Findings:
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- What life after death will really be like
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I never thought it would be like this
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- Mind without body
- Just to see what it would be like
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- That I Would Be Good
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Where would America be without Canada?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- A whimper would be fine
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Be an adult. Be false.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- What it's like to be in love
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- To be noble in an average life
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- What it's like to be skinny
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- it would be hilarious if only
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Hot pursuit
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- eternity would be boring
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- That Would Be Enough
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- If you would be so kind
- If you would be seated
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I know what it's like to be dead
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- That would be me
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- What is it like to be a bat?
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- The Man Who Would Be King
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Be a model or just look like one
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Look siad me Be like me
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- She must be what cocaine is like
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Be different, just like everyone else
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- My life may no longer be my own
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The next life will be better
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- The best kind of bartender
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Much like what music wants to be
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
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