Findings:

• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Was it ever there?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• There once was a girl named Irene
• like nothing ever was
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There was once a Man
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So There We Were
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• There was a man and a woman
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The night was alive, and so was I
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I was doing so well.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Where's the kaboom?
• There was a rose that faded young
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• There Was A Friend
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Was There a Time
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• I remember, there was one
• There was an old lady
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• and there was this girl
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There was a land where lived no violets
• so fragile and cold, i was
• One hour there was sunlight
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There was a cold day
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There was a time before
• I'll get there when I get there
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Before you, there was me
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I was there
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Her hair, tangled
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• So bashful when I spied her
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So there's this guy
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• When did the World get so old?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• No shit, there I was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic

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