Findings:
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- you don't have to do this
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't have a television set
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Stoned music memories
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't ask don't tell
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- I don't have the time
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why don't I have votes today?
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- some things change, and some things don't
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- A reason to drink
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You don't have any real problems
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Baptist jokes
- Don't ask
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Arguments don't change minds
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Dead languages don't change
- Don't call me white
- Don't feed the bears
- Don't Give Me Names
- Mountain Don't
- I don't like moving.
- Two wrongs don't make right
- Don't piss here
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- I don't want children
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I don't remember
- I don't see like you
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Don't read song analyses
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- If You Have to Ask
- French Canadians don't speak French
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Don't hold your breath
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- I don't think of her
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't forget the toes
- You have the right to ask
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- I don't want to die
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I don't understand vegetarians
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Don't do that then!
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If at first you don't succeed
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Old video games don't die
- Cats don't masturbate
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Boys Don't Cry
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't beat around the bush
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Show, don't tell
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- Don't call it San Fran
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- don't comment on my looks
- Why don't men shave?
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